I Will Group With You

[Meimei]

I Will Group With You
(to the tune of I'll Be There For You by The Rembrandts)


So no-one told you that EQ would be this way,
Your guild's a joke, you're broke, your XP's doa,
It's like you're always stuck with newbie gear,
You need an upgrade for your arms, your legs, your boots, and even your ears.

I will group with you (When the mobs come to call),
I will group with you (like we've grouped times before),
I will group with you ('Cause you group with me too).

Still LFG at 10 and been online since 8,
You tried to solo first, but downtime got too great,
They never help you, and you know they lie,
When all the so-called guild-mates that you have say that they're preoccupied
but

Chorus

No uber gear drops for you, their merit system's all screwed,
Seems like the officers are the only ones who get the good loot,
But if you see me online, you know I'll make it all fine,
I'll take you raiding sometime and we'll go and get some stuff for you. Yeah!

solo

It's like you're always stuck with newbie gear,
You need an upgrade for your arms, your legs, your boots, and even your ears.

I will group with you (When the mobs come to call),
I will group with you (like we've grouped times before),
I will group with you ('Cause you group with me too).

[Tarsk]

Barq's wordage on this one. This is a song that I used to play with a different party-orientated covers band (doesn't every covers band play this song?) so Barq and I thought it would make a good tune to parody. He came to me one night with basically 99% of the lyrics written, so we finished it up and somehow I got elected to sing it. Bit of a role-reversal there. Go figure.

Like 'LFG', using the subject of soloing because you can't find a group or because your guild sucks is a no-brainer. Everyone does it. Everyone's been there.... So everyone can relate. That's what makes this a good song.

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