Twitch You Now

[Meimei]

Twitch You Now
(to the tune of Hold Me Now by The Thompson Twins)


Penned by the mighty Izne Darkpool
I have a cleric,
Pinned to my wall,
An image of you and of me and we're laughing and killing them all.

Looks at your mana now:
Tattered and torn,
We pull and we fight and delight in the mobs that we kill until dawn.

Oh,
Twitch you now,
Oh, play my part,
Slay with me,,
Let twitching start, let twitching start.

You say I'm a battery,
We're two of a kind,
Both of us searching for some flowing thought we know we'll never find.

So perhaps I should leave here,
Yeah, go far away,
But you know that there's no priest that I'd rather be with than you here today.

Oh,
Twitch you now,
Oh, play my part,
Slay with me,,
Let twitching start, let twitching start.
Oh,
Twitch you now,
Oh, play my part,
Slay with me,,
Let twitching start, let twitching start.

Oh.

You ask, can I twitch you?
What could I say,
And now, when I do, I know this is just one of those games that we play.

So I feed you some mana,
Please don't whine any more!
And I'd ask you to heal me, but I don't know just what I'm asking it for.


And lots of chorusage to the end...

[Tarsk]

The first Tavern song not written by either Barq or I. The idea of EQ-based parody songs is much older than the Tavern. There were some semi-famous ones out there on the web such as Mana Man to Billy Joel's Piano Man, or If I Had A Million Platinum. Last Exodus was a fully 100% fulltime roleplaying guild that I was fortunate enough to be a member of and as such, it had some pretty creative members and we used to post parody lyrics on our message board. Twitch You Now is a butchered version of a parody written by the sorceress Izne Darkpool that I took (with permission, of course), and then hacked about to make the scansion and rhythm fit the actual tune.

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