Dark Elf Girls

Dark Elf Girls
This spoof was inspired by the song West End Girls by The Pet Shop Boys

Sometimes you're better off dead,
There's a blade in his hand and it's pointing at your head,
You think you're mad, too unstable,
Your skin's not blue and you're knocking down tables,
In a restaurant, in a Dark Elf town,
Call the dragoons there's a madman around,
Running down, underground, to the Blind Fish,
In a Dark Elf town.

In a Dark Elf town in a Norrath world,
There's Wood Elf boys and Dark Elf girls,
In a Dark Elf town in a Norrath world,
There's Wood Elf boys and Dark Elf girls,
Dark Elf Girls.

Too many shadows and whispering voices,
Trapped in a corner, no more choices,
Sit, mem, cast, gate, how long can you wait?
Can you evac in an instant, if so how often?
Which do you choose, the dark or woods option?

Chorus/Instrumental

You got a god of hate and a racial slur,
Just you wait 'till we reach Faydwer,
Got no future, twisted past,
But Kelethin is built to last,
In every city the same desires,
From Neriak to the GFay spires.

Chorus to end