Tarsk
da man
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« on: August 29, 2007, 12:31:52 PM » |
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Won't You Duel me, Newbie?
(to the tune of Don't You Want Me, Baby by The Human League).
You were working as a backup in a newbie guild,
When I met you,
I twinked you out, I set you up and took you on raids,
Got you gear that was new,
And now, at 65, you've got the game in your hand,
Uber's been so easy for you,
But don't forget it's me that got you into this guild,
And I can /guildremove you, too.
Won't,
Won't you duel me?
You know you have to prove it when you say that you're above me,
Won't,
Won't you duel me?
You know you have to prove it when you say you can defeat me,
It's not too late to duel,
But you know I'll own you, fool,
You'd better hit /decline, and admit you're sorry!
Won't you duel me, newbie?
Scared of getting /pwned?
Won't you duel me, newbie?
Scared of getting /pwned?
I was working as a backup in a newbie guild,
That much is true,
But even then, I knew I'd get myself on some raids,
Either with or without you.
That Dwarven Ringmail Tunic was mine from the start.
You know it, too,
But now I think it's time to sell it in the Bazaar,
I guess it's just what I must do.
Won't,
Won't you duel me?
You know you have to prove it when you say that you're above me,
Won't,
Won't you duel me?
You know you have to prove it when you say you can defeat me,
It's not too late to duel,
But you know I'll own you, fool,
You'd better hit /decline, and admit you're sorry!
Won't you duel me, newbie?
Scared of getting /pwned?
Won't you duel me, newbie?
Scared of getting /pwned?
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